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DON'T LOOK DOWN...

JUST DON'T LOOK DOWN!

MERLIN! MERLIN! OPEN UP!

M-M-M-MERLIN'S OVER AT FROGSNORTS.

NOT THAT BARRY BLOTTER KID AGAIN?

OLD STUMBLESNORE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HIM.

ANYWAY, I'M MELVIN, HIS BROTHER. WANT A DANISH?

FORGET YOUR DANISH, MEL - I NEED YOUR HELP!

THE WICKED WITCH CAST A SPELL

OF THE MEAN GREEN ON MOTHERBOARD!

SHE'S TURNING EVERY CYBERSITE BAD!

I NEED SOMETHING TO SNAP HER OUT OF IT... NOW!

WHAT YOU NEED, MY LITTLE TIN BIRD, IS AN ANTIDOTE.

OKAY. WHERE DO I FIND HER?

NO NO NO. AN ANTIDOTE IS NOT A PERSON.

IT'S A MIXTURE OF INGREDIENTS USED TO B-B-BREAK A SPELL.

LET'S SEE.

GOT IT!

THE ANTIDOTE FOR THE MEAN GREEN! W-W-W-WHOOOOOOPS!

NOOO!

I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU HAVE ANOTHER ONE, DO YOU?

SORRY.

WAIT! THE RECIPE FOR MAKING THE ANTIDOTE IS ON THE LABEL!

TWO-FIFTHS OF THE ELECTRO-ROOT...

TWO-EIGHTHS OF THE HEALING STONE...

AND ONE-THIRD OF A BOX OF HACKER'S WIG GEL!

BINGO! I CAN MAKE THE ANTIDOTE MYSELF!

OH, WHO AM I KIDDING? I NEED KIDS.

MEL, BABY, I NEED A CYBER-PORTAL QUICK!

NOT TO WORRY. THIS IS LAST CENTURY'S MODEL.

IT'S A LITTLE WORN, BUT--

HEH-HEH. UH, LET ME HANDLE THIS ONE!

COME ON, PORTAL OPEN! I NEED KIDS!

NOT BILLY GOAT KIDS! KID KIDS!

UGH. OH. OOF.

WHAT'S UP, DIDGE?! WHO'S YOUR PAL IN THE MOO MOO?

UH, AHEM.

MELVIN, THE MAGNIFICENT, BROTHER OF MERLIN,

THE TEMPORARILY MISSING!

BUT NEVER MIND THAT...

WICKED PUT A SPELL ON MOTHERBOARD...

THE SPELL OF THE MEAN GREEN!

IT'S MAKING MOTHERBOARD TURN CYBERSITES NASTY, LIKE HACKER!

BUT I HAVE THE RECIPE FOR THE ANTIDOTE RIGHT HERE!

HMMM, THE INGREDIENTS ARE IN FRACTIONS.

WE HAVE TO COLLECT THOSE INGREDIENTS BEFORE MOTHERBOARD

TURNS ALL OF CYBERSPACE MEAN AND GREEN!

AT LAST CHECK SHE HAD ONLY 723 SITES TO GO!

JACKIE AND I WILL GET THE ELECTRO-ROOT!

THE DIDGE AND I WILL GET THE STONE!

AND WE'LL MEET UP AT THE GRIM WREAKER FOR THE WIG GEL.

UH - DON'T FORGET TO DROP BY FOR THE SORCERER'S BALL NEXT YEAR!

TOODLE-DOO.

UH - SURE.

RIGHT.

YEEESSSS! YOU DID IT, WICKED! YOU DID IT!

THE SPELL OF THE MEAN GREEN IS WORKING TO PERFECTION!

MOTHERBOARD IS DOING ALL MY DASTARDLY DEEDS FOR ME.

HA HA HA!

OOOOH, I LOVE IT WHEN YOU'RE PLEASED, HACKIE. SCREEN CHECK!

WOULD YOU BE SO KIND, DEAR BROTHER,

AS TO PASS ME SOME MORE MORTAR?

BY ALL MEANS, DEAR BROTHER.

HA HA HA.

HA-HA-HA! THERE GOES HAPPILY EVER-AFTER!

ONLY 694 MORE SITES TO TURN BAD!

ONCE THIS NUMBER DROPS TO ZERO...

CYBERSPACE WILL BE MINE!

AND FOR HELPING ME OUT LIKE THIS -

I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU.

A BROOM?

I MAKE IT POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO TAKE OVER CYBERSPACE -

AND YOU GIVE ME A BROOM?!

NOT JUST ANY BROOM, MY WONDERFUL WICKED.

THE BIMBUS 4000! NOW YOU CAN FLY IN STYLE!

YOU WANT TO SEE STYLE, BIG BOY? WATCH THIS?!

YEOW!

BUZZ! DELETE! GET ME MY WIG GEL!

BRUSH!

MIRROR!

HELLO, HANDSOME!

YOU KNOW, BOSS, I THINK WICKED WAS UPSET.

YEAH. SHE WAS DISAPPOINTED ALL SHE GOT WAS A BROOM.

HOW COULD ANYONE BE DISAPPOINTED IN THE HACKER?

I'M UN-DISAPPOINTABLE!

I KNOW. I'LL MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT MYSELF.

YES, THAT'S IT - I'LL SHOW HER JUST HOW MARVELOUS I REALLY AM!

THE LAST TIME WE SAW THE ELECTRO-ROOT,

IT WAS SITTING ON A GORILLA'S HEAD.

OMIGOSH! THIS IS SO PERFECT - THE ELECTRO-ROOT!

IF THIS IS SO PERFECT - YOU GET IT!

SHH.

WHOA-AA-AA!

GOT IT!

HOW MUCH OF THIS ROOT DO WE NEED?

TWO FIFTHS OF THE WHOLE THING.

SO WE ONLY NEED PART OF IT...

BUT JUST HOW MUCH IS TWO FIFTHS?

I MEAN, I CAN SEE IF WE BROKE IT RIGHT HERE -

WE'D GET TWO EQUAL HALVES. BUT HOW DO YOU GET TWO FIFTHS?

WELL, I SUPPOSE WE COULD BREAK THE WHOLE ROOT

INTO 5 EQUAL PIECES.

THEN ONE PIECE WOULD BE ONE FIFTH...

...AND TWO PIECES OF THE WHOLE ROOT IS JUST WHAT WE NEED!

TWO FIFTHS!

CHECK IT OUT!

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE!

THE ROOT ACTUALLY GROWS IN FIVE EQUAL PARTS!

HERE'S ONE-FIFTH... TWO FIFTHS!

I GUESS NAP TIME IS OVER.

LET ME EXPLAIN, MISTER APE, OKAY?

YOU SEE, WE JUST NEED TWO FIFTHS OF THE ROOT

TO HELP FIX MOTHERBOARD - AND YOU CAN KEEP THE REST.

AND, ACTUALLY, YOU GET MORE THAN WE DO,

'CAUSE THREE FIFTHS IS MORE THAN TWO FIFTHS, SEE?

COOL! THEY'RE FRIENDLY!

OH, NO! MOTHERBOARD JUST TURNED THIS SITE MEAN AND GREEN!

QUICK! WE NEED A PLAN!

I HAVE ONE. RUN!

YIKES!

UH OH! LOOK!

DIGIT, HELP!

WE NEED A PORTAL! HELP!

HURRY UP WITH THAT PORTAL!

OOOH-OOOH-OOOH...

MY DEAR WICKED,

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION

THAT YOU MAY HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD MY INTENTIONS.

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT YOU - LET'S TALK ABOUT ME.

YOU MAY NOT BE AWARE OF THIS,

BUT I'VE BEEN WRITING A SERIES OF BOOKS

THAT CHRONICLE MY CLIMB TO THE TOP OF THE CYBERSPACE LADDER.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THOSE PESKY KIDS, BOSS?

DID YOU WRITE ABOUT HOW THEY ALWAYS FOIL YOUR PLANS?

WHAT?

YEAH. DID YOU WRITE ABOUT HOW THOSE KIDS ALWAYS WIN?

CUT!

WHERE ARE WE, DIDGE?

HELPING HAND LAND. THIS IS WHERE THE HEALING STONE IS.

MAN, LOOKS TO ME LIKE WE NEED A HELPING HAND TO FIND IT!

HELLOO-AND-A-WHOOPITY-DOO TO YOU!

I'M HARRIET THE HELPFUL HIPPO!

I'LL HELP YOU, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE.

I'LL HELP YOU, I ALWAYS DO!

HARRIET, WE DO NEED HELP!

BIG TIME!

WE NEED TO FIND THE HEALING STONE!

YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS, DON'T YOU?

YES-SIREE-AND-A-WHOOPITY-DOO!

WE'LL PLAY FOLLOW THE LEADER,

AND I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE HEALING STONE RIGHT AWAY!

FOLLOW ME! LA LA LA LA LA...

NO WAY! I DON'T SKIP... AND I DEFINITELY DO NOT LA-LA!

COME ON, LET'S JUST FOLLOW HER!

HERE IT IS. THE HEALING STONE! YAY!

THANKS, HARRIET! BUT WE ONLY NEED A FRACTION OF THIS.

YEAH, JUST PART OF IT.

THEN WE'LL SHARE-IT-WHOOPITY DOO!

RA-ARGH! RA-ARGH!

TELL ME MOTHERBOARD DIDN'T JUST DO THAT!

SHE DID! HARRIET THE HELPFUL HIPPO IS MEAN, GREEN

AND NOT TOO HELPFUL ANYMORE.

GIVE ME THAT STONE BACK! IT'S MINE!

TIME TO ROLL!

RA-ARGH! RA-ARGH!

AS YOU KNOW, WICKED,

I AM MORE THAN A SUPER SMART SUPER-VILLAIN.

I AM ALSO A SUPER-STRONG PHYSICAL SPECIMEN.

I USUALLY BEGIN MY DAILY WORKOUT WITH...

...A FEW THOUSAND POUNDS.

CUT!

WE SHOULD BE SAFE FROM HARRIET HERE.

HOW MUCH OF THIS STONE DO WE NEED?

I THINK IT'S ONE OF THOSE FRACTION THINGIES -

THE RECIPE SAYS WE NEED TWO EIGHTHS OF THE WHOLE STONE.

UH, HOW MUCH IS THAT?

WELL, IF THE WHOLE STONE WERE BROKEN INTO EIGHT EQUAL PIECES,

WE'D NEED TWO OF THEM. TWO EIGHTHS!

NO PROBLEM!

DIGIT! WAIT!

YOU BROKE THE STONE, ALRIGHT,

BUT IT'S IN FOUR EQUAL PIECES, NOT EIGHT.

OH MAN, NOW WHAT!

HMMM, TWO EIGHTHS... FOUR PIECES.

HANG ON, I THINK WE CAN STILL DIVIDE THE STONE

INTO EIGHT EQUAL PIECES.

HOW?

I'LL SHOW YOU.

IF WE DIVIDE EACH OF THESE PIECES IN HALF-

HOW MANY WILL WE HAVE ALL TOGETHER?

1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8.

HEY, THAT MAKES 8 PIECES!

YEAH, AND IF WE TAKE TWO OF THEM WE'LL HAVE TWO EIGHTHS.

GO AHEAD - BEAK THIS ONE IN TWO.

TWO EIGHTHS!

HEY, THESE TWO TOGETHER LOOK JUST LIKE THE PIECES WE STARTED WITH!

YOU'RE RIGHT - THEY DO! CHECK IT OUT!

THE TWO ONE-EIGHTHS PIECES ARE THE SAME-

AS ONE-FOURTH OF THE WHOLE -

AND WE HAVEN'T CHANGED THAT.

TWO EIGHTHS IS ALSO ONE FOURTH!

WHOA! IT'S A MIRACLE.

THE SAME AMOUNT HAS DIFFERENT NAMES!

ONE FOURTH AND TWO EIGHTHS ARE EXACTLY THE SAME!

C'MON, WE HAVE A SPELL TO BREAK!

NEXT STOP... THE GRIM WREAKER!

LOOK AT ME! MY HAIR IS SO RUINED.

STOP WORRYING ABOUT YOUR HAIR, JAX!

WE'VE GOT TO GET HACKER'S WIG GEL!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE BOSS GOT SO ANGRY ABOUT -

I WAS JUST TRYIN' TO HELP.

I KNOW. AND THE FILM IS GREAT. WICKED'S GONNA LOVE IT!

HA. AND NOT ONLY THAT -

THERE'S ONLY 40 MORE SITES TO TURN BAD

BEFORE THE BOSS BECOMES 'OVERLORD OF CYBERSPACE.'

HA HA HA!

UH! OH, IT'S HACKER! HE'S COMING THIS WAY!

THERE'S NO PLACE TO HIDE!

THIS IS NOT GOOD - THIS IS NOT GOOD AT ALL!

MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY.

JUST DON'T MOVE.

HE-HE. GOOD ONE, BUZZY. YOU SOUNDED JUST LIKE THE BOSS.

FOLLOW ME, YOU DESPICABLE DUNCEBUCKET!

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT ACTUALLY WORKED!

I CAN. NOW, LET'S GO FIND THAT WIG GEL AND SAVE MOTHER B!

UH. AHHHHHHHH!

SHHHHHH!

LOOK! WE'VE GOT TWO-FIFTHS OF THE ELECTRO-ROOT!

AND WE'VE GOT TWO-EIGHTHS OF THE HEALING STONE!

AND IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING,

TWO-EIGHTHS IS THE SAME AS ONE-FOURTH.

IT'S JUST A DIFFERENT NAME FOR THE SAME AMOUNT.

ALL WE NEED NOW TO MAKE THE ANTIDOTE

IS ONE-THIRD OF A BOX OF HACKER'S WIG GEL!

AS FOR MY AWARDS,

THIS IS MY ROOKIE BORG OF THE YEAR AWARD.

IMPRESSIVE? I'LL SAY.

AND THIS IS MY BORG SPELLING BEE CHAMPION TROPHY,

AND THIS IS--

YOUR FAVORITE JAMMIES ARE ALL CLEAN, BOSS -

YEAH, BUT I COULDN'T GET THE JUICE STAIN OUT.

CUT!

I FOUND THE WIG GEL!

HURRY, BEFORE THEY FIND US!

GOT IT! ONE WHOLE BOX OF WIG GEL!

ACCORDING TO THE LABEL,

WE NEED ONE-THIRD OF A BOX TO MAKE THE ANTI-DOTE.

ALLOW ME.

WUH-OH!

NOW WHAT?!

HAHAHAHA - ONLY SIX MORE SITES UNTIL ALL OF CYBERSPACE

IS MEAN AND GREEN AND THE HACKER RULES!

HA-HA-HA! AND WHEN WICKED JOINS ME FOR DINNER,

I'LL SHOW HER MY NEW VIDEO AND...

MAYBE YOU SHOULD INVITE THOSE NOSEY KIDS.

KIDS

THOSE EARTH KIDS.

YEAH, WE SAW 'EM A LITTLE WHILE AGO NEAR THE KITCHEN.

THOSE MEDDLESOME KIDS ARE HERE? INSIDE THE GRIM WREAKER?

AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?!

IT'S HIS FAULT!

NO, YOU.

YOURS!

NOT MINE!

LISTEN TO ME, YOU METALLIC MEATHEADS, I-- WAIT!

OBSTACLES ARE ALSO OPPORTUNITIES.

CATCHING THOSE OVERGROWN INFANTS-

WILL BE THE PERFECT ENDING TO MY VIDEO!

HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET ONE THIRD OF A BOX NOW?

IT'S ALL IN PIECES!

LET ME THINK, LET ME THINK.

TOO BAD WE DON'T HAVE THAT BOX ANYMORE.

IT WOULD BE A LOT EASIER.

DIGIT! YOU'RE A GENIUS!

I AM? I MEAN, I KNEW THAT.

WE MAY NOT HAVE THE BOX,

BUT WE DO KNOW HOW MANY PIECES MAKE UP A WHOLE BOX!

WE DO? I MEAN, WE DO!

YEAH, ALL OF THESE CUBES MAKE UP A WHOLE BOX.

AND THERE'S 12 OF THEM!

COOL! 12 PIECES MAKES A WHOLE BOX.

NOW ALL WE NEED TO DO IS FIGURE OUT

WHAT ONE THIRD OF ALL TWELVE IS.

SINCE WE NEED ONE THIRD OF A BOX,

LET'S DIVIDE THE WHOLE GROUP INTO 3 EQUAL PILES.

TWO FOR YOU, TWO FOR YOU, TWO FOR ME.

TWO FOR YOU, TWO FOR YOU, TWO FOR ME.

AND HERE IT IS! ONE THIRD OF A BOX!

IT'S 4 PIECES EACH!

TOUCHDOWN! GOOD, GUYS!

WAIT A MINUTE!

IF I HAVE 4 PIECES AND THERE WERE 12 TO START WITH -

ISN'T THAT THE FRACTION FOUR TWELFTHS?

WAY TO GO DIDGE!

ARE YOU TELLING ME THE FRACTION FOUR TWELFTHS

IS THE SAME AMOUNT AS ONE THIRD?

YEP, IT'S TRUE - WE JUST PROVED IT!

WHEN YOU TAKE FOUR CUBES OUT OF TWELVE,

YOU'VE GOT THE FRACTION FOUR TWELFTHS.

AND SINCE THREE BUNCHES OF FOUR MAKE TWELVE,

ONE BUNCH OF FOUR IS ONE THIRD.

IT'S JUST TWO DIFFERENT WAYS TO SHOW THE SAME AMOUNT.

FOUR TWELFTHS EQUALS ONE THIRD... WHO KNEW?

HEH. YOU DID DIDGE!

AND NOW WE'VE GOT ALL THE INGREDIENTS

AND THE RIGHT FRACTIONS TO MAKE THE ANTIDOTE

AND BREAK THE SPELL! LET'S GO!

NOT SO FAST!

ROLL TAPE!

DO YOU HAVE ANY FINAL WORDS BEFORE I TOSS YOU IN MY DUNGEON

AND THROW AWAY THE KEY?!

YEAH! WE'RE OUTTA HERE!

YOU CAN'T ESCAPE - THE HACKER!

AAAHHHH!

WHOOPS! WRONG PORTAL.

TRY IT AGAIN, DIDGE!

LET THEM GO!

WHEN THE LAST THREE CYBERSITES GO BAD IT WILL BE ALL OVER -

AND CYBERSPACE WILL BE MINE!

UH THERE'S A FISH ON YOUR HEAD.

THERE'S A WHAT

UH, NEVER MIND.

HOLD ON, MOTHER B, HOLD ON...

THE ANTIDOTE IS COMING!

OH, NO! ONLY TWO MORE SITES TO GO

TILL ALL OF CYBERSPACE IS MEAN AND GREEN!

C'MON, C'MON, MAKE THE ANTIDOTE!

TWO FIFTHS OF THE WHOLE ELECTRO-ROOT!

TWO EIGHTHS OF THE WHOLE HEALING STONE!

ONE THIRD OF A BOX OF HACKER'S WIG GEL!

IS THAT EVERYTHING, DIDGE?

WH-OH. THERE'S ANOTHER PART OF THIS LABEL.

WH-OH IS RIGHT.

IT SAYS: THIS RECIPE IS FOR MILD SPELLS.

FOR FULL STRENGTH, DOUBLE THE INGREDIENTS!

AND MOTHERBOARD DEFINITELY NEEDS A FULL BLAST!

THERE'S ONLY ONE GOOD SITE LEFT!

I JUST REMEMBERED! I HAVE THE REST OF THE ELECTRO-ROOT!

AND I DON'T BELIEVE IN LEFTOVERS.

I GOT THE REST OF THE HEALING STONE AND THE WIG GEL.

OKAY, LET'S DOUBLE THE RECIPE.

WE NEED TWICE AS MUCH AS WE HAD BEFORE.

ADD ANOTHER TWO-FIFTHS OF THE ELECTRO-ROOT,

GIVING US FOUR-FIFTHS OF THE WHOLE ROOT.

ANOTHER TWO-EIGHTHS OF THE HEALING STONE,

MAKING FOUR-EIGHTHS OR ONE-HALF OF THE WHOLE STONE!

AND HERE'S ANOTHER ONE THIRD OF THE BOX OF WIG GEL -

SO NOW WE HAVE TWO THIRDS OF A WHOLE BOX!

CAN YOU SPEED IT UP A LITTLE?!

I THINK IT'S READY!

DOWN THE HATCH, MOTHERBOARD! YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT!

AND JUST IN TIME.

THANKS CYBERMATES.

I'M PLEASED YOU AGREED TO SPEND THIS MONUMENTAL MOMENT WITH ME,

MY DEAR WICKED.

UH, BOSS... I THINK YOU BETTER CHECK THIS OUT.

DON'T BOTHER ME. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY?!

I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW YOU THE LITTLE SURPRISE I HAVE FOR YOU.

BOSS, BOSS!

THE SITES ARE TURNING GOOD AGAIN!

WHAT?

WE'VE BEEN TRYIN' TO TELL YOU -

YOU'RE NOT THE NEW RULER OF CYBERSPACE.

THE SPELL OF THE MEAN GREEN IS BROKEN!

THE KIDS BROKE THE SPELL?! BUT THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

YOU GAVE ME A LOUSY SPELL!

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, BIG BOY? YOU GAVE ME A LOUSY BROOM!

AND NOW YOU BLAME ME FOR THIS?

WELL, I'VE GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU!

PUPPIES AND CLOWNS, TRICK OR TREAT,

FROM NOW ON, YOU'LL BE NICE AND SWEET!

SO, LONG, SWEETIE!

I'LL HELP YOU, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE,

I'LL HELP YOU, I ALWAYS DO.

ROLL TAPE!

I'LL HELP YOU, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE,

I'LL HELP YOU, I ALWAYS DO!

GIVE ME A HUG, BUZZY!

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