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NOW!

YYYYYIIIKES!

BUZZY!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

HACKER: AHHHHHHH!

YOU OKAY?

BUZZ: BOSS! BOSS! YOU ALL RIGHT?

OKAY!

LOOK AT ME, YOU DYSFUNCTIONAL DUNCEBUCKETS!

I'M A MESS!

I'VE NEVER FELT...

WHAT BOSS?

NEVER FELT WHAT?

HA! I'VE NEVER FELT... STRONGER!

I FEEL AS IF I'VE JUST HAD A WEEK LONG RECHARGE!

WHOA! YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD, BOSS!

YEAH, LIKE A SUPERHERO!

WHO NEEDS CHEWCROCA?!

I'M A NEW ME!

A LITTLE BATH IN THIS OOZE EACH MORNING

AND I'LL NEVER NEED ANOTHER RECHARGE!

DRAIN THE POND!

WE'RE TAKING THIS STUFF HOME!

UH, I THINK WE'RE GONNA NEED SOME HELP -

LOTS OF IT!

BUT BOSS, WHAT ABOUT THE ANIMALS?

THEY'RE NOT GONNA BE HAPPY AT ALL.

HACKER: PICK UP THE PACE, MY BELEAGURED BORGS.

TIME IS MONEY! MY MONEY!

BUZZ, DELETE, STOP LOLLYGAGGING!

AND YOU, CYCLOPS,

KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR THOSE ANNOYING ANIMALS!

GOOD ONE, YOUR GREENNESS.

THANK YOU, BASKERVILLE.

FRUIT, PLEASE.

INEZ: WHAT DO YOU SEE, MATT?

HACKER'S BUILDING A FORT AROUND THE POND.

CHEWY SAID THE STUFF IN THAT POND

KEEPS HIM ALIVE AND HEALTHY.

IT'S LIKE HACKER'S TRYING TO KEEP THE ANIMALS OUT.

BUT WHY?

WE'VE GOT TO FIND OUT AND FAST!

DON'T WORRY, CHEWY. WE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.

INEZ: BUT HOW CAN WE GET IN THERE WITHOUT BEING SEEN?

NEVER FEAR, THE DIDGE IS HERE!

AND I HAVE AN IDEA.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS PLAN, BUZZY.

THE BOSS IS GETTIN' BOSSIER THAN EVER!

QUIT THINKIN', DEEDEE.

WE GOT WORK TO DO.

TURN IT ON, OLGA!

ALLOW ME TO SAY, MASTER,

YOUR PLAN FOR DRAINING THE POND IS BRILLIANT.

YES, BASKERVILLE, IT IS.

BUT SUCH IS THE LIFE OF A SUPERIOR BEING.

FOR YOU, MY LIEGE.

A TOKEN OF MY ADMIRATION.

EXCELLENT!

JUST WHAT I NEED TO OCCUPY MY BRILLIANT MIND,

WHILE I BASK IN MY BATH.

BLOP, BLOP, BLOP!

QUACK, QUACK, QUACK!

I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE THEM, SIR.

THEY CAME ALL THE WAY FROM TALIWONKA.

I NEED YOU, WIDGE.

I CAN'T HEAR WHAT'S GOING ON.

NO JOB TOO SMALL FOR THE WIDGE.

HOOK ME UP, DIDGE.

I'LL BE YOUR EARS.

THIS MICROPHONE OUGHT TO DO THE TRICK.

OKAY, BUD, DO YOUR STUFF!

OOOH! DUCKIES!

CAN I PLAY BOSS? HUH

HANDS OFF! THEY'RE MINE!

A GIFT FROM MY...

"A" NUMBER ONE HENCHMAN HERE.

YOU SHOULD BE RECHARGED BY NOW, MY LIEGE.

HACKER: OF COURSE I AM!

BUT THE HACKER CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH POWER!

WUH-OH!

BUZZ: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TEA, BOSS?

I'VE ALREADY GIVEN HIM SOME.

BUT BOSS, THAT'S OUR JOB!

NO BUTS!

JUST GET THE SWAMP DRAINED!

AND DO IT FASTER!

BUT-

NOW!

BUZZ: YOU'RE RIGHT, DEEDEE!

THAT BASKERVILLE'S TRYING TO TAKE OUR JOBS.

WELL, WE'RE NOT GONNA LET 'IM GET AWAY WITH IT.

MAYBE, IF WE GAVE THE BOSS A GIANT DUCKY,

WE'D GET OUR JOBS BACK.

OOOH, OOOH! AND HE SHOULD WADDLE TOO!

OH YEAH...

BUT WHERE ARE WE GOING TO GET

A GIANT WADDLING DUCKY, HUH?

DIGIT: HACKER'S STEALING THE OOZE

'CAUSE IT GIVES HIM A POWER BOOST!

BUT WITHOUT THE OOZE, CHEWY AND THE OTHERS...

OH MAN, WE GOTTA STOP HIM!

YOU'RE RIGHT,

BUT LET'S LOOK FOR ANOTHER POND, TOO!

GOOD IDEA, MATT!

I'M ON IT.

JACKIE: AND WE'LL FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GET INTO THE FORT.

WIDGET: I'LL GO WITH NEZZIE!

MAKE THAT INEZ.

INEZ: WISH US LUCK.

GOOD LUCK...

AND BE CAREFUL!

SO HOW DO WE GET INSIDE THAT FORT

WITHOUT ALL THOSE GUARDS SEEING US?

UM...MAYBE WE CAN SNEAK IN WHEN IT GETS DARK!

DIGIT: NO WAY!

THE WALLS ARE TOO HIGH

AND THE GATE'S LOCKED!

AND IT MAY BE TOO LATE BY TONIGHT!

TIME OUT!

WHAT IF WE...

AH, NO, FORGET IT.

IT'LL NEVER WORK.

BOTH: WHAT?

WHAT IF WE BUILD A TROJAN HORSE?

A TROJAN WHAT?

A TROJAN HORSE.

A LONG TIME AGO,

THERE WAS A BIG WAR BETWEEN TROY AND GREECE,

AND THE GREEKS WERE LOCKED OUTSIDE THE CITY GATES.

JUST LIKE WE ARE!

SO THEY BUILT THIS HUGE WOODEN HORSE

AND THEY HID INSIDE IT...

AND LEFT IT OUTSIDE THE GATES OF TROY.

TO FOOL THE TROJANS.

RIGHT.

THE TROJANS THOUGHT IT WAS A PRESENT

AND WHEELED IT RIGHT INSIDE THE CITY.

THEN AT NIGHT,

THE GREEKS SNUCK OUT OF THE HORSE

AND SURPRISED THEM!

PRETTY COOL INVENTION, HUH?

WE CAN DO THE SAME THING!

BUILD A GIANT HOLLOW HORSE?

EXACTLY!

THEN WE JUMP OUT, SURPRISE HACKER,

AND STOP HIM FROM STEALING THE OOZE!

I DON'T KNOW, MATT.

I MEAN, EVEN IF WE COULD BUILD SOMETHING LIKE THAT,

WHY WOULD HACKER TAKE A GIANT HORSE

INSIDE THE FORT?

I GOT IT!

WE BUILD A GIANT DUCKY!

BOTH: A WHAT?

A DUCKY!

BECAUSE I HEARD DELETE WISH

HE HAD A GIANT WADDLING DUCKY TO GIVE TO HACKER!

HMM... A TOY DUCK FOR HACKER.

IT MIGHT WORK.

ANYONE GOT A BETTER IDEA?

NO.

LET'S SEE WHAT WE CAN COME UP WITH.

NOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

DRAWING REALLY HELPS ME THINK

WHEN I'M TRYING TO INVENT SOMETHING.

ME TOO.

IT HELPS ME GET MY IDEAS OUT OF MY HEAD

AND SEE WHAT ELSE I MIGHT NEED.

DIGIT: WELL, I THINK THIS INVENTION

IS GOING TO NEED TO MOVE SOMEHOW

TO GET INSIDE THAT FORT!

DIGIT, YOU'RE A GENIUS!

LET'S ADD A PLATFORM WITH WHEELS!

HOW'S THIS?

DIGIT: LOOKS LIKE A TOY DUCKY TO ME!

DON'T WORRY, JUNIOR!

WE'LL GET YOUR POND BACK.

I LOVE YOU, TOO.

SHE WANTS TO GO TO THE FORT.

MATT: IT'S TOO DANGEROUS, CHEWY.

WE'LL GET RID OF HACKER, YOU'LL SEE.

WE GOTTA HURRY.

THEY NEED THEIR POND BACK!

MAYBE WE WENT THE WRONG WAY.

MAYBE THERE'S A POND OVER THERE

OR OVER THERE!

WE HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE, WIDGE.

SOMEBODY ONCE SAID,

"LIFE IS MADE UP OF A SERIES OF CHOICES.

NOT MAKING ONE AT ALL

IS FAR WORSE THAN MAKING THE WRONG ONE."

WIDGET: NEZ-ZIE!

WIDGE!

HELP!

I ZIGGED WHEN I SHOULD HAVE ZAGGED!

MAN, THIS STUFF IS STICKY!

WIDGET: AHHHHH!

OH NO!

INEZ: I CAN'T REACH YOU!

I'M SINKING!

I'LL GET YOU, WIDGE!

HERE IT COMES!

PULL!

THANKS!

LET'S FIND SOME OOZE!

MATT: WHAT KIND OF WHEELS SHOULD OUR INVENTION HAVE?

HOW MANY? HOW BIG?

WE'VE GOT SO MUCH TO FIGURE OUT

AND SO LITTLE TIME!

AND WHAT IF IT DOESN'T WORK AFTER WE BUILD IT?

I HAVE AN IDEA!

WE'LL MAKE A MODEL FROM MY DRAWING

TO SEE IF IT WORKS.

YEAH.

BUT LET'S JUST DO THE WHEEL PART -

THE PART WE DON'T UNDERSTAND.

GOOD IDEA!

THAT WAY WE CAN MAKE SURE THEY WORK

BEFORE WE BUILD THE BIG ONE,

NOT AFTER!

BUT WHAT CAN WE USE TO BUILD THE MODEL?

JACKIE: DIDGE, YOU'RE AMAZING!

WAS THERE EVER ANY DOUBT?

WE CAN USE THIS BOX FOR THE PLATFORM!

COOL!

HERE... THESE PENCILS CAN BE THE AXLES!

AXLES IN!

WHEELS!

TA-DA!

ENGLISH MUFFINS?!

YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING!

COME ON, THEY'RE REALLY STALE.

THEY SHOULD WORK WELL ENOUGH FOR THE MODEL!

WHEELS IN PLACE!

LOOKS GOOD TO ME!

OKAY, TIME FOR THE TEST.

GIVE IT A PULL, DIDGE!

IT WORKS!

LET'S BUILD IT!

WU-OH! I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING.

DELETE NEEDS A DUCKY THAT WADDLES!

OKAY, LET'S SEE,

THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY TO MAKE IT WADDLE.

THE AXLES ARE SMACK IN THE CENTER OF THE WHEELS.

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE CHANGED IT

SO THAT THE AXLE'S NOT IN THE CENTER OF THE WHEEL?

DIGIT: HEY! IT STILL TURNS,

BUT IT KINDA GOES UP AND DOWN TOO.

WEIRD.

MAYBE IF WE CHANGE ALL THE WHEELS

SO THEY'RE OFF-CENTER.

OUR DUCKY WILL LOOK LIKE IT'S WADDLING!

LET'S TRY IT!

DELETE: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, BUZZY!

I'VE NEVER SEEN THE BOSS RUN SO FAST BEFORE.

IT MUST BE THIS OOZE THAT'S MAKIN' HIM DO IT.

I LOVE IT! I FEEL SO...

ENERGIZED?

THAT IS PRECISELY THE WORD - ENERGIZED!

PICK UP THE PACE, BASKERVILLE,

THE POND'S ALMOST DRAINED.

WHAT'S WRONG, OH POWERFUL ONE?

I THINK I NEED SOME MORE OOZE!

I'LL TAKE YOU BACK.

BUZZ: BOSS, BOSS! YOU OKAY?

HACKER: DO I LOOK OKAY?!

NOW GO FILL MY TUB WITH OOZE!

BUT, BOSS...

BASKERVILLE: YOU HEARD THE MASTER,

FILL THE TUB!

HACKER: AND MAKE SURE MY DUCKIES ARE IN THERE!

YOU HEARD THE MASTER, FILL THE TUB.

OKAY, ALL FOUR WHEELS ARE NOW OFF-CENTER.

PULL IT!

DIGIT: YOIKES! WHAT HAPPENED?

MATT: NOW THE WHEELS ARE BANGING TOGETHER!

JACKIE:

THIS IS GETTING REALLY, REALLY FRUSTRATING!

I DON'T SEE HOW TO FIX IT.

WELL, MAYBE WE MOVED TOO FAR OFF-CENTER.

OKAY, LET'S TRY THIS!

OKAY! THE HOLES ARE CLOSER TO THE CENTER NOW.

LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

JACKIE: YES!

OUR INVENTION WORKS!

NOW WE BUILD IT!

WIDGET: INEZ! OVER HERE!

I FOUND SOME OOZE!

WAY TO GO, WIDGE!

COME ON, LET'S GET CHEWY AND THE OTHERS!

THIS IS NOT GOOD...

NOT GOOD AT ALL.

JACKIE: WE HAVE TO HURRY.

THE ANIMALS ARE RUNNING OUT OF ENERGY!

HOW'S THE TAIL LOOK, DIDGE?

A WORK OF ART, JAX!

INEZ: HEY, GUYS.

WHAT'S THE MATTER? NO LUCK?

WE FOUND MORE OOZE, ALL RIGHT,

BUT IT WAS CONNECTED TO THE BIG POND.

WIDGET: YEP.

GOT SUCKED AWAY RIGHT BEFORE OUR VERY EYES!

JACKIE: DON'T WORRY, I THINK WE'RE GOING TO BE OKAY AFTER ALL.

WHAT'S THAT?

JACKIE: SAY HELLO TO THE HACKER QUACKER!

HI, GUYS.

MATT?

HACKER: AHHHHH... I FEEL BETTER ALREADY!

YOU DIDN'T PUT STARCH IN MY CAPE, DID YOU?

ABSOLUTELY NOT, MASTER!

AND I'M IRONING THE PLEATS JUST LIKE YOU LIKE THEM.

HACKER: EXCELLENT!

DELETE: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, BUZZY!

I'M GOIN' DOWN THERE

AND TELLIN' BASKERVILLE WHAT I THINK OF HIM!

DON'T DO IT, DEEDEE!

YOU'LL MAKE THE BOSS MAD AT US.

I DON'T CARE!

IT'S NOT RIGHT TO TAKE OUR JOBS.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?

I THINK YOU SHOULD GO STAND GUARD OUTSIDE

LIKE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO

AND FORGET ABOUT BASKERVILLE.

OKAY. I'LL STAND GUARD...

THEN I'LL TAKE CARE OF BASKERVILLE.

MATT: OKAY, GUYS, WE'RE GOOD TO GO.

EXCUSE ME.

AFTER WE GET INSIDE THE FORT

AND GET THAT OOZE BACK INTO THE POND,

HOW DO WE GET HACKER TO LEAVE ECOHAVEN

AND NEVER COME BACK?

I KNOW! WE SCARE HIM AWAY!

YEAH! HE'S AFRAID OF GHOSTS!

REMEMBER IVANKA?

GUYS, IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED,

IVANKA'S NOT HERE.

DIGIT: OH, YES SHE IS!

ONCE THIS BABY'S BLOWN UP,

WE GOT ENOUGH IVANKA TO SCARE HACKER

ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE NORTHERN FRONTIER.

INEZ: COOL!

ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS FIGURE OUT

HOW TO MAKE THE BALLOON COME OUT OF OUR INVENTION.

WELL, IF WE MAKE A HOLE IN THE DUCKIE'S HEAD,

MAYBE WE CAN MAKE SOMETHING

THAT POKES IT OUT ON A STICK.

GOOD IDEA!

LET'S MAKE A MODEL TO SEE IF IT WORKS.

DIGIT: WE'RE OUT OF TIME, EARTHLIES!

WE GOTTA GET TO THE POND

BEFORE THE HACKER'S THROUGH DRAINING IT!

HURRY! NO TIME!

THEY'RE RIGHT.

LET'S JUST RIG THE BALLOON AND HOPE FOR THE BEST.

WE'RE THERE!

JACKIE: DELETE JUST CAME OUT!

WHOA!

A GIANT TOY DUCKY?

DIGIT: QUACK! QUACK!

NEATO!

OOOOOH! THE BOSS'LL LOVE IT!

AND IT WADDLES!

JUST WHAT I WAS LOOKIN' FOR.

WE'RE IN!

AND WE'RE OUT!

COME ON, LET'S REVERSE THE FLOW OF THE OOZE!

IT WON'T TURN!

INEZ: GOT IT! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

WE'RE RIGHT NEXT TO HACKER!

THE STICK WON'T GO ANY HIGHER!

THEN WE CAN'T RELEASE THE BALLOON!

WE MISSED OUR CHANCE!

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

DELETE: I BROUGHT YOU A PRESENT, BOSS.

A PRESENT, FOR ME?

UH-HUH.

I KNOW YOU LIKE DUCKIES.

SO I GOT YOU THE BIGGEST ONE I COULD FIND.

AND IT WADDLES.

TA-DA!

WELL, WELL, WELL. WHAT HAVE WE HERE?!

DOES IT SWIM?

DELETE: WELL, I HAVEN'T REALLY TESTED IT YET.

YOUR HACKINESS!

THE POND IS REFILLING!

HACKER: WHAT?!

HOW CAN THAT BE?!

HAND ME MY CAPE!

HOW ARE WE GOING TO SCARE HACKER AWAY?

WE SHOULD HAVE MADE A MODEL

AND TESTED IT LIKE BEFORE.

WAIT A MINUTE...

WE DID TEST OUR IDEA, REMEMBER?

OUR INVENTION WADDLES

BECAUSE THE WHEELS ARE OFF-CENTER

AND GO UP AND DOWN, RIGHT?

RIGHT. SO...?

WELL, WE LEARNED THAT FROM OUR MODEL.

THIS AXLE IS RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE WHEEL.

I BET IF WE CHANGE THIS WHEEL

SO IT'S OFF CENTER TOO,

THE STICK WILL GO UP HIGHER WHEN IT TURNS

AND PUSH THE BALLOON OUT THE HOLE!

LET'S SWITCH IT!

WE DID IT, INEZ!

THE POND'S FILLING UP FAST!

INEZ: THE PLAN WORKED PERFECTLY.

NOBODY SAW US!

ALMOST NOBODY!

MATT: RUN!

AHHHH!

THEY'RE AFTER MATT AND INEZ!

HURRY!

MATT: THIS WAY!

I THINK WE'RE SAFE HERE.

AHHHHH!

THEN AGAIN, MAYBE NOT!

DONE!

ONE OFF-CENTER WHEEL READY TO SPIN!

PERFECT!

BUZZ: LOOK WHO WE FOUND, BOSS!

HACKER: WELL, WELL, WELL...

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU MISERABLE EARTHBRATS

WOULD SHOW UP SOONER OR LATER!

YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TAKE THE OOZE.

IT DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU!

IT DOES NOW.

YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, HACKER!

AND WHO'S GOING TO COLLECT THE DEBT?

THIS UGLY DUCKLING?!

DIGIT IMITATING IVANKA: HELLO, HACKER!

UH! IVANKA! IS THAT YOU?

IT'S WORKING!

YOU TRIED TO STEAL MY TREASURE...

AND NOW YOU TAKE MY OOZE?

SHAME ON YOU, HACKER.

SHAME!

I'LL PUT IT BACK!

I PROMISE! I PROMISE!

DIGIT AS IVANKA: LEAVE ECOHAVEN NOW...

OR I'LL HAUNT YOU THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!

NO! I'M LEAVING!

YOU'LL NEVER SEE ME AGAIN!

AHHHHHHHH!

ALL: AHHHHHHH!

TERRIBLY SORRY!

WAY TO GO, DEEDEE!

DELETE: COME ON, BUZZY!

WAIT FOR ME!

MASTER, WAIT!

YOUR HACKINESS!

YES! OUR INVENTION PASSED THE TEST.

INEZ: I THINK CHEWY AND THE OTHERS

ARE GOING TO BE JUST FINE.

MATT: JUST GOES TO PROVE:

SOMETIMES YOU WIN;

SOMETIMES YOU OOZE!

HUH

ALL:

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